Apparently, I’m the unnamed beneficiary in the will of a guy who died in South Africa in a car wreck. I’ll be receiving $168,559,000.00 shortly, but since I’m a generous guy, I want to share the wealth. I know you think this is too good to be true, but I’ve called this guy and he seems really nice. Said he was a Christian and everything. His grammar is pretty bad though.
Anyway, I’d like to use Lachman’s bank account to hold the money, as a kind of gesture to him since he’s frustrated with the e-mails. He can keep the interest. So Carl, when you have a chance, please get me your bank name, address, routing number, and account number. Also throw your PIN in for good measure, along with your mom’s maiden name. I’ll pass the info along to Doctor McCabe.
As soon as I get the info from Lachman and the wire from Dr. McCabe, I’ll get you guys checks for your shares. Watch for them in your mail. The amount will be $14,046,181.33. That’s a 1/12 share of the disbursement, minus $402, which is the cost of this year’s trip. So don’t worry about paying for the trip this year; Dr. McCabe is covering it. I invited him on our 2007 trip by the way.
Dave
FROM: Dr. Ephrem McCabe,
AUDITOR GENERAL
First National Bank 6th floor,
1 First Place Cnr
Simmonds & Pritchard Street,
Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa.
Attn:
RE:TRANSFER OF USD168,559,000.00 MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business. Though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest medium of communication.
However, this correspondence is private, and it should be treated in strict confidence.
My name is Dr. Ephrem McCabe, and I will firstly like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk and trouble free to both parties. In order to transfer out USD168,559,000.00{ One hundred and sixty eight million five hundred and fifty nine thousand U.S dollar Only } from our bank here in South Africa. The fund for transfer is from clean origin. The owner of the fund is a foreigner, a program leader who was believed to acquire the fund through his secret Crude Oil deal with the Former IRAQI government.
The deceased died with all the members of his family in an auto-accident in June 23, 1999 without a WILL. The amount involved is USD168,559,000.00 I want to transfer this money into your account as the foreign beneficiary of the funds.
I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before,
BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS. I CONTACT YOU BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NOT LET ME DOWN ONCE THE FUND GOES INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE NUMBER FOR IMMEDIATE DISCUSSION.
Let me hear from you,
Thanks & Best regards,
Dr. Ephrem McCabe.
EMAIL:
Tel: 874/ - 763/ - 648/ - 313
Fax: 874/ - 763/ - 648/ - 314
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